RANT - SEASON 8 BY IK

**The stage is set!!....***Then the spot light** (think Hollywood) + a dramatic soundtrack in the background (Think 007)….Then she strolls in with cool dark shades and sits on her diva chair (think cat woman)..Then she strides…flips the chair, sits on it with the back to her chest… (think Beyonce).. Then she looks up slowly…with the spotlight casting a shadow on half her face… (think Marilyn Monroe). She looks at you as says….”eyin mobilisas se wa orite” (think Jenifa…*Grin*)…I need to show you all my diva chair....I have this chair in my mind so don't abuse me and I know it exists somewhere and it would appear soon. Looks like this

MUSIC & VIDEO: REMEMBERING ZARA.... BY IBK SPACESHIP BOI

 

Helloooooooo...How are we doing today? I’m sure y’all are balling tight or sleeping... Either ways, may God bless our hustle.

A few months ago, we were hit with the sad news of the rather early demise of one of our own: Zara Gretti (Rest In peace sister). At the time of her death, she was a rapper/singer formerly based in the United States but came back home (Nigeria) to ply her trade. She was also an on-air personality with Rhythm 93.7 fm.

She battled with multiple sclerosis, an auto-immune disease that affects the brain and spinal cord and she once made it known publicly that she needed help from her entertainment colleagues and the entire nation to raise funds to help alleviate her condition, but did not get the help or assistance she wanted even from the celebs she looked up to (**na wa...rolls eyes**). She was practically shunned and some even insinuated she was faking the illness.

She was born, Margaret-Mary Joseph and was only 28 years old when she passed on. She was once managed by Toni Payne and released a few popular songs which include “Aboko ku”, “Flyest” and “Teno”. She also did a song with Dokta frabz titled ‘yeah’... (I really like Aboko ku)

Four months after her death, she is still missed and remembered by some of her very close friends and colleagues. Ibk spaceshipboi (@ibkspaceshipboi) is one of the friends that hold her (Zara) in high esteem and close to his heart. He is a Nigerian rapper and was the winner of Don Jazzy’s Enigma competition. He also is an Award winner for the best rap/hip hop artist of the year (crystal awards 2014). He has composed an emotional, and beautifully rendered piece in memory of Zara Gretti. He did not only compose and record the song, he did a video too. Video https://t.co/YlqCZpE5CP.  Audio - https://t.co/3KMSjhLz8e

May her gentle soul rest in perfect peace. And I hope and pray that these our celebs would show more compassion especially to their colleagues. Remember God giveth and God taketh away and it is only in giving we receive from God.

God bless us all.

DEAR MOBY

Hello Mobylizers...I’m sure I’ve told y’all that y’all is the bestest kina people on earth (I just found my American accent.... you dig?). Anyways, how are you and yours? God bless us all mightily and abundantly...

WE WON THE GRAMMYS....WE GOT AN AWARD

*Everybody blow your trumpet…..”Pam pam paran ran ra ran” ** we sang that song like 100 times during our devotion** Hello guys. How are we doing? I'm back now o.... Writer's block has gone” fooinally” ..’yay!’and I'm so happy because you guys really helped. Thank you so much.
So we were nominated by three amazing bloggers .... Tosin, Amaka and Ernie *I can sense a grammy coming soon**fingers crossed**.

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - REMINISCE

Its Monday already..... Is it me or this month is really fast?  Na wa ooo…Soon tomorrow would be Christmas day  again.  Congratulations to my Muslim brothers and sisters, the moon of shawwal has been sighted so the fasting period is over (*yaay for them*)..May God accept the fasting and prayers as an act of Ibadah. Eid-el-Mubarak..(I think I try…for a non-muslim *I'm expecting my cow when the time is right*). Now that the fasting is over, what next na?...

THE WORD FOR TODAY - WHAT IS YOUR ATTITUDE TO THE WORD

“In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. He was with God in the beginning. Through him all things were made; without him nothing was made that has been made."
-John 1:1-3 (NIV)

RAN... RANDO... RANDOM... ANOTHER RANDOM POST

Hello guys. How are you? And family and business? Husband and wife? boo and moo?... I'm sure we all are so excited about the long holiday. I'm not o.. My mother is going to be around and trust me, you don't want to be in the house with my mum for more than 24 hours. I am so leaving the house for her. I love you mum but two drama queens can stay together for long *mwahhhh*.

RANT - SEASON 7 BY ANU

Hello beautiful people. Its Thursday and its another rant day *yipeeeeee.... shaking my small bombom*. I think I'm beginning to love rant days. Its just always real and funny and above all, the truth. This platform is opened to anyone and everyone. If there's something that you just want to take off your chest so you can sleep well, you just send me a mail and trust that my beautiful mobylizers would be of help. I realize that when there's something bugging or pissing me off, the only way I can truly forgive and forget is when I talk to someone about it. That's what started the rant posts....so if you are like me and you just need someone to talk to, please send your rant to moby.amusu@gmail.com. You can check all the rant post in Seasons. Season 1, Season 2, Season 3, Season 4 and Season 5.

TIPS TO HELP YOU GET LAID.... 18+

**clears throat**....hello Mobylizers...Now I know many eyebrows have been raised, and many senses opened at the sight of today’s topic...**big smile**. If you are not 18, close this page and go help your mummy in the kitchen or wherever she is.... just exit now... Anyway, I watched a funny clip and there was this guy who never got to score with any woman because of some silly mistakes he was making...I mean, he never got pass 2^nd base, he just always flunked! It was funny and terrible at the same time.

MY DIRTY LITTLE MAKEUP SECRET

Hello guys...**Eyin Mobylizers toh bhad**…(yep...Damn I'm razz *covers face*)…How are we doing though? I am doing extra good today. Well I got a beautiful chocolate cake (my fav) celebrating my one year anniversary with boo. Is that something people celebrate? Well It was soooo cute. If you want to hear the full gist, well meet me in dreamland tonight *winks*  

MOBY IMPRESSIONZ GRADUATES HER 3RD SET

 

Hello my dear Mobylizers...Special greetings to you today.. Like play like play o, its Monday already. Hmnnnn.. How Market??....How Body?? I'm sure this week is going to be a blessed one filled with unlimited favour *somebody shout halleluya*.hmnnnnn I'm getting a vision. Yes... That sister wearing white, yes you *looks like Tibs*, you've been asking God for a Limo... The lord said I should tell you that very soon, the Limo would arrive in front of your house. Do you believe? Shout halleluya *winks*. So I got a few messages and some requests from my lovers of this blog...Well I'm sure this week is going to be amazing and eye opening. You just keep refreshing this page.

THE WORD FOR TODAY - THE REAL DEFINITION

Enoch lived sixty-five years, and became the father of Methuselah. Then Enoch walked with God three hundred years after he became the father of Methuselah, and he had other sons and daughters.’
-Gen 5:21-22(NASB)

WE HAVE BEEN TAGGED...... 20 RANDOM FACTS ABOUT ME

 

Hellooooo lovies. How are you? Its friday already... Yaaaaaaay. Even though I'm not doing anything major this weekend, I'm just happy its friday. So our blog was tagged by the amazing Amaka and realest babe ever liveth Erniesha. Do you want to learn the lyrics to your favourite songs or you just need a little laugh, just check out their blogs. Thanks Amaka and Tibs *mwaah*....yaaaaay. I used to see this on other people's blog but now my turn haff reach. The essence of the tag is to enable people know you more. So I'm supposed to write 20 random things about me. That's easy...oya let's do this...

RANT: SEASON 6 - TITO'S RANT

Greatest Mobylizers!!.......Greatest of the greatest of the greatest Mobylizers!...I greet una...young and old....tall and short....big and small...I’m sure you are wondering why my greetings sound like I’m about to start a rally or campaign. Well yes...today’s issue needs a rallying of meaningful Nigerians to stop one terrible act that has been taking place in our country.

A LETTER TO MY FATHER

 

Father,

 You do not deserve to be called 'daddy'....you are just my father... The man that gave my mum his sperm and left. I was barely 3 and I knew what it felt like for a woman to be in so much pain. You were able to cause pain and suffering in a child’s life but move on without any repercussions. The destruction you caused was a mere chapter in your life.

A SHOUT OUT TO YOU........THANK YOU

*GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS ARE SEATED AND READY TO FIRE QUESTIONS*

*MOBY WALKS IN*……………………  WITH MY CHILLING GLASSES* (big grin).....PAPARAZZI EVERYWHERE....

 What’s up people …… how ya’ll doing?.....yeah  I just got back from Brazil…… and mehn that place is chilling. I didn’t even want to come home because Gotze was really *CUT*………

THE COCKROACH THAT ALMOST KILLED ME

Hello beautiful people. Did you know the best kind of people in this world are those that visit,read and comment on Moby’s blog?? Seriously! Google it…*winks*.. Anyway I have missed you and you have missed me too (if you didn’t then i go use police carry you *carries face*……it is by force to miss me YES).

THE WORD FOR TODAY - HAVE YOU DONE ALL

Therefore put on the full armor of God, so that when the day of evil comes, you may be able to stand your ground, and after you have done everything, to stand..
-“Ephesians 6:13 (NIV)

MY UNFORTUNATE DATE WITH RAPE

 

Hello guys. Today’s post is rather touching, thought provoking and quite disturbing...We all need to start doing something to stop abuses of all forms. This story was sent to me (name withheld) by someone who was a direct victim...Please read, encourage and take a step towards ending this form of societal menace. Here’s her story:

MOBY + CASTOR OIL CHALLENGE = UNKNOWN

**singing** “Children of God would you shout alleluia...Oya shout alleluia till you’re done reading this post”...LOL... Beta pikins...what's happening y’all... I'm sure you're doing very well... Its already the 9th day of July. Its like this month is running. Abeg who dey pursue July o? Calm down o.

HOW TO DRAW THE PERFECT EYEBROWS + STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, mummies and daddies (found out my mum reads my blog so I can't be saying any rubbish anyhow again ooo...so we'll be using codes to say all those things old people can't decode, you dig???) Hello mummy *winks*

THE WORD FOR TODAY - WORD OF POWER

"He is the sole expression of the glory of God , and He is the perfect imprint and very image of nature, upholding and maintaining and guiding and propelling the universe by His mighty word of power..."
-"Hebrews 1:3 (AMP)

RANT - SEASON 5 - KUNLE'S RANT



Hmmmn…My country people…I dey greet us ooo…..(not sure why I’m in my pidgin spirit). Anyway, Today I’ve got another concerned, angry and fed up Nigerian citizen and he chose this blog to pour out his resentment. No more stories, let’s get to Mr. Kunle’s RANT!.. Here is exactly what he sent in…

STALKED TO DEATH!... OR JUST OVER-CARING?

Hello friends...Lovely Mobylizers ...Beautiful people.. Hope the hustle is paying good?.. I believe all would be well with all of us.....

PRODUCT REVIEW: MAYBELLINE COLOSSAL KAJAL AND VOLUME EXPRESS MASCARA

Hello Lovies mi (in my thick Yoruba accent). How are you o? Today is review day. I'll be reviewing both the Colossal Kajal & Volume Express Mascara today in a single post as requested by Funmi.

WELCOME TO JULY

 

Hello lovies temi nikan (I'm razz.... Chai!!! SMH for me). Welcome to the 2nd half of the year... JULY. I pray that God perfects all that concerns you. Only good news will come from your household. 360degrees perfection is Your Portion in this new month. This is our month of unmerited favor & blessings in Jesus name. Its our Month of Unstoppable Grace & Blessings.