GIVEAWAY WIFE

Hello mi lovies.

Thank you so much for having me back. It feels so good to be back.

This morning, I was going to put up pictures of the shoes (cos some people asked) but then I forgot my memory card at home. I am so sorry…but trust me, they are shoes I have worn before but are in pretty good shape.

DON'T PHUNCK WITH MY HEART MOBY

Hellluurrrrr!!!!!!!

I know sey na only me waka come but I will still be wakaing..hehe.

I will purposely not say sorry because my sorry too dey plenty abeg. Every time I will be apologizing… but I can’t just help but say sorry. I have no excuse really…even if I try fabricating one, it would be so stupid…. Please forgive me. I am so sorry.

MY HIV STORY

Yo...ma niggas... 

What's happening? *hands holding crotch....two fingers in the air*..Hahaha. Can't a girl just decided to be crazy...mbok.

Tuesday was WORLD’S AIDS DAY and I was planning on putting up a post but nothing really inspired me...until today. 

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD: EMOTIONS EVERYWHERE

Happy new month fam. 

It's the first day of the 12th month of the year 2015. I remember when we were all shouting HAPPY NEW YEAR... Now its the last month of that year. God has been so wonderful. He alone is worthy to be praised.

And I pray for you, may your life glitter like gold and may the sky not be your limit but be your stepping stone, in Jesus name. I pray that people will celebrate you and your family. Your destiny helpers will locate you this month... and may your prayers be answered.

 With my heart filled with joy and love, I wish to say HAPPY NEW MONTH.

*yaaaaaaaaaay*

To everyone who has visited this blog this year (hope you know you become a Mobylizer automatically), even if it was just once, I want to say a big, humongous thank you to you. You are the reason I am still here and blogging. God bless you.

*kisses*

So how was my weekend?

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD: SURPRISED BRIDE TO BE

Here we come, so wave your hands...

For Moby, drama queen and Mobylizers..

It is time, for the weekend download

Sit and chill and let us read

Always...

We are Mobylizers.. yea *rap mode activated*

I don't know how I do these things....*covers face* LOL

I can see people singing my lyrics, to the original song..LOL

Any way #backtothematter# (airtel style)

What’s crackalacking? 

What's paping??....Your day?....mine is going on great...

Yeah ...Its my weekend download...and boy!...the weekend was good.. But first, meet Alhaja Nasirat... She fine small sha... haha

 

CHEERS TO A SUPER DUPER WEEKEND

Hello boos..

I am really excited about this weekend cos I have a very busy one. Don't worry...ama give you the gist in .... 3 days... Mwaaahhhhhh

and..... I OPEN THE DOOR TO A SUPERCALIFRAGILISTIC WEEKEND.....

eeeeee......ahhhhhhhhh *cowgirl mode activated*

Cheers.....

GBAGAUN IS ALLOWED

Hello lovie boo boo lees... 

What's crackalacking???

How you feel... how you feel... how you feeling?

You only live once...that's the motto.. n*&%a YOLO *listening to Drake and I'm just feeling my moves*...hehe

Dancing on my chair like... i dun kurrr

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - ALL BLUE EVERYTHING

Hello boos…hello baes...

Ske ske robo ske.....robo ske ske robo...lmao

Aswear that sounds like a cult greeting in a yoruba movie...lol...starring Muka ray and Yomi Adebayo....lol

Ok...*composes self*....back to the matter..

 Whaat Y’all up tooo…??? Sneh....LoL

MY EX HAD BETTER NOT TRY THIS

Hello Boos

How's your Saturday going?

Mine... #Busy much...

So yesterday, I was going through Linda Ikeji's blog and I saw this hilarious post done by a reader. I have been hearing alot about the Hello Challenge but I didn't know what it was until I saw this...

SISTERHOOD OF THE WHAT?

Nna mehn... 

yew know yew ha balling when you are nominated for the sisterhood blogger award by a sup-aaa-star mehn... 

biko shii *in my worst igbo voice ever*..hahaha

Guess who's starting something??? Yaaaayyyyy... So our dear Moby barely came back from sabbatical and the one and only "Ati ni wealth" nominates her for an award. I wasn't blushing until I saw the people I was nominated with. Chineke meeee... AH AM BALLING... *shoulderpad mode activated*

DEAR MOBY

Hey booboolies and booboopas...(How does my brain work? Haha)

 What's going on??? 

How's your week going? 

It's Wednesday already and the weekend is closer than I thought. My Jollof rice spree is all I'm  looking forward to this weekend. Someone said she doesn't understand our love for jollof rice. Someone else said she prefers fried rice...mmbo. Why na. Jollof rice is the ishh mehn. Is it the burnt effect or the colour or the aroma... skalabagata ma ma ma...*God forgive me o*. Fried rice ain't bad seeing its healthy cos of the vegetables but not like my jellof rice. 

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD: JOLLOF RICE, I HAIL THEE

SOURCE

I am writing this post because Oyce said I wasn’t going to put up any weekend download today…. Ntoi I will formulate my own weekend download… whether the devil likes it or not.

Someone saw me over the weekend and asked if my love for Jollof rice had ended cos she saw me in the house on a Saturday… I just looked at her and shook my head. She doesn’t know that my staying at home now is cos I am planning for serious turning up. It’s almost Christmas na and I know how much turnt up will occur this December so I am booting and loading and getting ready.

APOLOGY ACCEPTED

I have come again...

I have come again...

Mobylizers I have come again....

Holyspirit come and take control

I know a lot of you are yinmu-ing at me right now...even me sef I am yinmu-ing at my self

Truthfully I have been busy. Have you ever had to dump everything just to complete one thing? (I hope I just made sense sha)... Well I needed to complete a task that involved the whole of my attention and so I had to take casual leave.. e ma binu. Someone even threatned to bomb blogsville if  come back with the excuse of sabbatical... Oya no sabbatical o...na casual leave this time. Hehehe

THE WORD FOR TODAY - CAST YOUR CARES

 Today’s Scripture

“Cast all your anxiety on him because he cares for you.”

(1 Peter 5:7)

TODAY’S WORD

God cares so much about you today. Not only does He love and care about you, He cares about the things that concern you as well. If you have concerns, worry or anxiety about something in your life today—finances, relationships, your job or anything else—know that your heavenly Father already has a plan to take care of those things for you. It’s a good plan, and He wants to show Himself strong on your behalf.

Scripture reminds us that the lilies of the field and the birds of the air are cared for, how much more will your heavenly Father take care of you? Today, cast your anxiety on Him and trust that He is going to take care of you. Refuse to dwell on your problems and don’t allow them to steal your peace and joy any longer. Instead, meditate on His Word and confess His promises over your life. Cast your cares on Him and experience His peace, joy and blessing all the days of your life!

A Prayer for Today

“Father, thank You for loving me and caring for me. I cast my cares on You and trust that You are working behind the scenes on my behalf. I set my mind on You and look for Your goodness in my life in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

SOURCE - JOEL AND VICTORIA OSTEEN

CAN I SEE YOUR NUDES???

Hello Mobylizers...

Feels so good to be back o.. I am loving it big...*winks*

So I was going through my friend's blog, NSG, (she is hilarious...you should totally check out her blog) and I saw this amazing post and I decided to share this with you guys. Please don't say I haff baje finish.... *covers face*.  Enjoyyyy while I type my own ordeal... hehe..

WHO AM I?

Hellurrrr....

Hellurrrr...

Where are all these shildren???

Oh..there you are...

What's crackalacking???

I hope I didn't put your eyes on the road (se mi o sha fi oju e sona) *yoruba interpretations sha*...

WE ARE NOT MATES IF.....

Thank God it's Friday o.....

 Yes I am happy it's Friday. This week has been very slow and I was really praying for today (and almost even fasted sef). I have been feeling a little under the weather and I know I need to rest mehn... But I will do that this weekend. No owanbe, no party, just sleep. And my weekend download will be 'AND MOBY SLEPT'. The end.

REACHING THE G-SPORTY......18+

Hey Booboolies of the Booboolized community (that sounded super cool in my head). 

Whagwan ma niggas.... Mehn I'm back like play like play o. There is God in everything we are doing sha.

I've missed you all like ki lo n banging si mi leti... hahaha *covers face*.. I am still tush..Don't get it twisted..*winks*

So..... while I was on sabbatical, I got this inspiration about this post. I did not say divine inspiration o... Don't know how or why but I found myself making up this post and thinking to myself, "DO IT". Hahaha.... 

Please, this post is for age 18 and above. If you are 17 and half years old, please leave NOW. If your parents catch you, don't say it is me o. I will not take the fall for this at all. 

....AND THE TRAIN ARRIVES

*SIGH*

*Clearing off cobwebs and mosquitoes in here*

.... Its been how long? 1 month and plenty days? Father in heaven.... I never thought it was possible for me not to blog for a month..but I did and even exceeded my imagination. I am so sorry *sad face*.....

ITS THE PALM SELFIE CONTEST

Helllppp...

Errrm....hello...YES!...this is a BREAKING NEWS...and its from BOLATITO SHOKUNBI CHARLES....because he needs your help.....Help him ooo..please.....kindly follow this link http://t.co/xBz7vNIKz7 and vote for him..When he wins this, he gets to have his own talk show...He promises to give us all an exclusive interview....just click the link and click vote (ee no hard at all)

Please vote...and help spread  the word...please oo... 

Incase you missed it, here's the link http://t.co/xBz7vNIKz7.....and if you missed that....here is the link again http://t.co/xBz7vNIKz7.

God bless you ooo...

Pls vote and help spread the word....That's why we have each other

Many thanks

Life Is Fun With Tito :D

RANT - SEASON 23 BY MOBY - PRINTIVO KOR...

Good morning mi lovies...
Its been forever I put up a rant post..kai.. Things are definately getting better...hmnn

I'm sorry my rant is coming in late today... I forgot to take pictures of the cards *imagine that*. Please forgive me.

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - NE BE BI ANYIGYE-ANYIGYE WEEKEND

AKWABAA....

I had to double check google for my post title. It means it was a fun weekend *covers face*

So I have officially arrived.... I'm sure when I said I was going out the country, most of you thought I was going abroad... Very soon...very very soon in Jesus name.

How are you and how was your weekend? 

My weekend was shakitibobo (meaning AMAZING) I travelled to Accra Ghana and mehn did I have fun even though it was for a very short time (2 days) but it was worth it. This weekend download is just going to be pictures with little captions underneath... I really do not want to bore you guys.

HAPPY NEW MONTH LOVIES

Happy new month Fam...

As you step into this new month, may God's goodness be renewed upon you and your family. Your better days are here in Jesus name. Amen

Welcome to the Ember month

Love you loads....

BIRTHDAY + WEEKEND DOWNLOAD

I am feeling like a funky designer..haha

Good morning everyone...

The chairman,

The accurate time keeper,

The impartial judges,

Fellow Mobylizers,

All other protocols observed.

I know I have been a little lazy this past week..*covers face*....I am sorry...very sorry...sincerely sorry.....*sobs*... Its happening again..  that 'dump the blog' feeling....(You must be tired of hearing this now....e mabinu..).... I hate it but it comes like malaria....*stamps feet+folds arms*....I feel it for like 1 week and then its gone and most times when I try force it while in that "nonsense" mood, I write very boring posts....... It is annoying. Mmsstteewww... Anyway sha..... E ma binu

THE WORD FOR TODAY - PLAN FOR GOOD

 Today’s Scripture

“...those who plan what is good find love and faithfulness.”

(Proverbs 14:22, NIV)

NO MORE LOVE PLEASE

Zooms in.............................

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME... I am super duper excited. 

Thank you all so much for the calls, text, pings, tweets, Ig messages, and others... God bless you.

Bye....

                                    .............................Zooms out

This love is too much mehn...

PUBLIC HOLIDAY ALERT

Waddup.... waddup...whaaaaaaaaadupppppp.......

*super excited mode*

*GO…GO…GO..GO SHAWTY ITS 'ALMOST' YOUR BIRTHDAY*… hehehee

So tomorrow is my birthday.... *no pictures please*...*hip hop mode*... and I have a wish list!!!. *big grin*.....Why do I have a wish list?.... Who doesn't?..... I mean we all know "man’s needs are insatiable".. So we would always want something... till we die.

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD

Hol up...hol upp.....

I need you to do please do me a favour.....

 HEYYY!!!

Mehn I am super excited....*Jumping + Dancing*

First because everything is falling in pleasant places for me...azin.... I know I am not good enough but God still loves me... He has not given up on me and he would never give up on me....Thank you God almighty.

Secondly, I am beginning to know who I really am..YEP!... Most people go through their life time not knowing who or what they are.... I started noticing somethings about myself lately and I'm like 'Really?????'.....Don't ask...I ain't telling *straight face*

Finally...wait for it................................wait for it..........................................wanna guess.........................wait for it...................

ASH7 PRESS RELEASE

August is a month to be relished in several forms. As creative ideas are springing up from different regions of the globe, Ash7 Animation Studio is not left out as they have cooked up a delicious delicacy for the citizens of Nigeria and the world at large.

DEAR MOBY

Hello mi lovies..

Sorry the Dear Moby series is coming in late. Truly, in my head, I already put up the post...only for me to wake up 2 hours ago to realize it was just a dream. Moby has been feeling down a lot lately... Work, life, personal stuff has been taking a toll on her... So I had to take a little break at work. I am still at work o but I took a 2-hour break to rest.

I know you all understand.

So sometime last week, I got this mail from a fellow Mobylizer asking for our advice and she asked me to put it up if I wanted to. She needs our help and I know we can help her. Thank you all for being so reliable. God bless you.

Here we go.

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - NOLLYWOOD MOBY

SOURCE

Eyin Mobylizers....lizers

Eyin Mobylizers...lizers

Mogbo information....mation

Ninu radio

Lori blogii...

Wait oo.....we are supposed to have formed our 'lizer' dance na....or have you guys forgotten ni?...Oya let's start forming it ooo...ehen!! 

Anyways

Boboolees and mamalees and papalees(for our elders...LooL).. of this amazing blog....how y'all doing?

I have a feeling most of you had more fun than Moby but we shall know at the end of this post....*cracks knuckles*

INTRODUCING DAVE AND GOLLY.....MINUS MOBY

The animation Dave & Golly is centered on the theme “Little people doing great things”.

As at the time the historic event occurred, no one believed the answer laid in the hands of a boy. That boy wouldn’t have achieved anything if he wasn’t doing the right thing at the right time (Taking care a flock of sheep and chasing wild animals from preying on them)