Sunday 31 May 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY - THE POWER IN THE WORD


TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Your word have I laid up in my heart that I might not sin against You.”
(Psalm 119:11, AMP)

TODAY’S WORD
The Word of God is living and active! It’s powerful in our lives! Did you know that the Word of God has the power to protect you and keep you from sin?

God’s Word comes in written form, the Bible, but His spoken word can come in many other ways. In scripture, His word came through a burning bush, a still small voice, and even a donkey! He might speak to your heart through a friend or through a worship song. He may speak to you through creation. When He does speak, your spirit knows it. There is confirmation in your inner man. You know it’s His voice because He always speaks truth, and truth always sets you free!

Hold God’s Word close to your heart. Let it protect you. Meditate on His Word day and night. Let His truth transform you and lead you in the way everlasting!


A PRAYER FOR TODAY
Father, thank You for Your Word which strengthens and protects me. Thank You for speaking truth to my heart. Help me hear Your voice more clearly so I can live a life pleasing to You in Jesus’ name. Amen.


— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Saturday 30 May 2015

WE DON DID IT

HAPPY DEMOCRACY DAY MA NIGERIAN PEOPLE.

*singing* 

Arise oh Nigerians. ....we've got a new leader.......

....Oya sai baba....sai Buhari

Thursday 28 May 2015

RANT - SEASON 20 BY OMOWUNMI


*In Lagy Gaga's voice*
Rah rah ah-ah-ah!
Ro mah ro-mah-mah
Gaga gaga oh-la-la!
Want your....... *erhmmmm* RANTING..
*takes a bow*

I know I didn't make sense at the last line but you all get where I'm going to.

Its RANT TIME...

Wednesday 27 May 2015

THE HORROR IN MY BAG

*dancing*
Fuel oooo....fuel oooo

*things are getting better....things are getting better*

Who believes that God resides in Nigeria...and goes to visit other countries?*covers face*  I believe ooo cos I can see prayers being answered...

The strike has officially been called off right here #SomebodyGotfuelForThat...hehe

Monday 25 May 2015

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - HARD KNOCK LIFE


*LOUD SIGH*
It's a hard-knock life for us!
It's a hard-knock life for us!
'Stead of treated,
We get tricked!
'Stead of kisses,
We get kicked!
It's a hard-knock life!!!!
If you do mistake and put Nigeria's issue on your head, you will not know when you'll leave a bullet there... Its so crazy.

Wednesday 20 May 2015

KEEP YOUR ZIPPERS UP + COUNTDOWN BEGINS



*yawwnnnnnnnnnnsssss*
For some weird reason the only song coming to my head now is "Drunk in love"....you know you can sing that song while yawning....like
**druuunnkkk innn loooovvveeee...aaahhhhmmmmm**

Lmao....

Monday 18 May 2015

MONDAY AGAIN + VACANCY


Helloo ooo
Awayu.....

Did You know?.....That there was never anything as 'Boy' in the 1800's, Girls were called Girls, and what we call boys now were called 'Knave girls'.......they should have left it that way joor *rolls eyes*

Good morning mi beaurifus and handsomes......*wink*

Its Monday again o.,,*sighs*....... I don't like Mondays at all but it’s better than it used to be....at least better than before....

Sunday 17 May 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY - DEVELOP YOUR GIFT

TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“Do not neglect your gift...”
(1 Timothy 4:14, NIV)

TODAY’S WORD
You were created and designed for a specific purpose. God has placed gifts inside of you to equip you to fulfill your purpose. Do you know what those gifts are? What are you passionate about? What can you do better than other people? What would you choose to do if there were no obstacles? God wants you to develop and pursue the gift inside of you because your gift is a part of your destiny.

The gifts God gives aren’t just for us. He gives us gifts to help build other people. You have a specific role to play in the body of Christ. That doesn’t mean God’s going to send you to a third world country or make you preach. But, there are people all around you that only you can reach. Are you using your gifts to build the kingdom? Are you serving in your local church? Even if you are still discovering what your gifts are, you can simply take a step and volunteer. Everyone has something to give. You can give a smile, a handshake or an encouraging word. When you step out and serve others, that’s how you develop your gift and move forward in the destiny He has for you!

A PRAYER FOR TODAY
Father, thank You for equipping me to fulfill my destiny. Thank You for walking with me and guiding me. Show me ways to develop the gifts You have given me so that I can be a blessing everywhere I go in Jesus’ name. Amen.
— Joel & Victoria Osteen

Saturday 16 May 2015

SOME RANDOM POST


*sniff* *sniff*
*clears throat*
Hello ladies and gentlemen...

Moby ain't feeling too good. Leboo said its the weather, my mum said it's stress, my colleague thinks I'm preggo...either way I have a flu and its getting the better part of me. Now I'm sad *sad face*.

Thursday 14 May 2015

RANT - SEASON 19 BY ANONYMOUS



rant
rant/
verb
  1. 1.
    speak or shout at length in an angry, impassioned way.
    "she was still ranting on about the unfairness of it all"
    synonyms:hold forth, go on and on, deliver a tirade, rant and rave, fulminate, sound off, spoutpontificatetrumpetblusterdeclaim;
HMMMMMNNNN…….Wahala dey oooo.
Infact this post itself is confused.com.
You would know why in a bit….

Please don't ask why I defined Rant... It was looking kinda sexy *covers face*

Tuesday 12 May 2015

WHEN YOU ARE MARRIED TO A WOMAN WITH NATURAL HAIR

Hey mi lovelies...
I seriously do not know where this post fall under or whom it is directed at, but I saw this post and I was smiling till the end. Thanks to Naija husband for this post. I saw this on his blog and immediately I copied and pasted it on my blogger dashboard. You all should check his blog out.. You want to hear the truth about husbands, then run over to his blog asap. 
I had to edit it cos it was kinda long and my Mobylizers can like to complain about long posts. So enjoy mi lovies... Kisses.

Monday 11 May 2015

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD: MY MANE AND I


*Good morning

*Bonjour

*Ekaaro

*Inakwana

*Ubnachi (chai…I think I have murdered one language here oooo….*covers face*)
Anywayz……..

Gooooooooood day mi lovelies....*high spirit*

MUUUUURRRRAAAAALLLLLLL……………….HIGH!!!!........(some of our Mobylizers would be shouting this as we speak now….LOL…..Mobylizers on camp, we never forget una ooo….We love ya’ll…do your Fatherland proud guys)


Did you know porn stars have awards?.. Like seriously no jokes *straight face *...They do... now I'm wondering what the categories would look like...let me brain storm a little... 

*Best actress in a threesome? 

*Best gay actor?  


*Best director? Somebody please wake me up from my slumber.... I cannot ‘belivit.... if y'all knew about it before me then I have carried last on this one.....LOL (To think I feel like I should know about this…*covers face*…….someone would soon say I am a baje somebody because I know things like this *sad face*….mmssstteeewww….*rolls eyes in pidgin* )

Friday 8 May 2015

IN MY HEAD

My lips are smaller in real life o *hehe*
#I have a dream...
That one day, Presidents, Prime ministers, Popes, Ministers, Ambassadors, Heads of States.....Billionaires, Moguls and what have you....

....Would wake up in the morning
.... Pick their devices.

And read posts on D.O.A.L.D.Q.......and leave a comment

Oh what a dream...
*big grin*

Wednesday 6 May 2015

DEAR MOBY SPECIAL EDITION


*whistling*
*duu... duu du du du... duu du du du du du du...Don't worry.
*du du du du duu du du....Be happy...
*Du du du du duu....

#You find your way to Moby's blog...
#You hit 'refresh' and still there no new post.....Don't worry...
The post is here!

BE HAPPY!!!!........*big grin*....LOL

Hellooooo....I haff Come oooooo.....

Monday 4 May 2015

D FOR DEAL BREAKER


I just saw a deal breaker...nooooo *my face all the time*
Strolls in......grabs the Mic*


*clears throat*



*Pops collar*



*Bad ass gangster mode activated*

*singing*

#Ladder ladder ladder ladder ooooooo#


#Our Lord Jesus is a ladder#



#Oya follow the ladder....follow the ladder....to heaven#

Sunday 3 May 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY- OVERFLOW WITH THANKFULNESS


TODAY’S SCRIPTURE
“So then, just as you received Christ Jesus as Lord, continue to live your lives in him, rooted and built up in him, strengthened in the faith as you were taught, and overflowing with thankfulness.”
(Colossians 2:6–7, NIV)

Friday 1 May 2015

PROFESSIONAL WHAT?


Wahdup...wahdup ma people..

What's popping?

This is supposed to be a Thank-God-its-Friday post...and also to congratulate all workers that are sitting their ass*s at home today. Can we just have May 1, May 27 and May 29 the same week? *sad face*. To non-Nigerians reading this post, the dates mentioned above are public holiday dates.