WE ARE NOT MATES IF.....

Thank God it's Friday o.....

 Yes I am happy it's Friday. This week has been very slow and I was really praying for today (and almost even fasted sef). I have been feeling a little under the weather and I know I need to rest mehn... But I will do that this weekend. No owanbe, no party, just sleep. And my weekend download will be 'AND MOBY SLEPT'. The end.

I want to still say a big thank you to you guys mehn. The amount of calls I have received in 3 days from both anonymous and the ones I know have been mind-boggling. So you guys even missed me but none of you volunteered to take me to Dubai so I can get my groove back ehn? *folds arms...sulking*

Thank you all so much. I am feeling like Beyonce right now mehn....shiii. Like my dear Duru will say "My flabber have been gasted'. God bless you all. May you always be remembered in Jesus name.

So I want to see the amount of buttys and ajepakos we have here. Leboo once called me PAKO-BUTTER. I am a mixture of both. I can thrive anywhere...just bring it on. I can use fork and knife and even form briti-american accent join....and I can also use my finger and use coke to wash my hand when I'm done *covers face*.

If you have an idea of the pictures below, just say 'AYE'. And if you don't, when next you see me, just kneel down to greet me cos I am your egbon (elder).

I did this plenty times...there was nothing to cover then

My sister fell in love with a guy because of this...its called CATAPULT

Lola come over here....we took this all the time when we attended Ogba Primary School...hehe

Lemme not lie....I did not drink any of this...but I have seen the bottle before*covers face*

My fave was the rectangular one on the left...can't explain the taste but it is sweet sha

This chewing gum saved lives in Primary school...I learnt how to make the smacking gum sound with Banana chewing gum..yaaay

No birthday in the 90s was complete without cabin biscuit.... kai

I truly did not meet this one...I'm sure Tito didn't too

Stove iron...the iron of the lower class...haha. I still have one in my house sef... NEVER EVER TRUST PHCN

Akara....hmnnn...now I'm hungry..kai

So I think I have been able to prove to y'all that I am an old woman. I am not your mate at all at all...read my lips..I am not your mate o. Don't try me. Just took you all back memory lane and tell us that Moby is an old soul... She don ol'.

Anyways, you all should have an amazing weekend. Send me your owanbe pictures and make me jealous.

And so I open the door to a blessed, peaceful weekend. Please don't drink and drive... I love you too much...

Cheers....