Hello guys.....I'm so sorry for
my sudden absence (on my knees ooo…*no priding*). It wasn’t totally my fault
though, I fell victim to the “red eye-ism” of Nigerians and Nigerian organizations.
Imagine, my Internet Service Provider decided to cut me off before the stated
expiry date, saying I exhausted my data….see groove…everybody sha wants to
swindle the next person by hook, by crook and even by book. Nkwanu? For how?
There is God sha. Anyways, I missed you all very much. My life felt incomplete
for 3 days but thank God I'm back and better *smiles* and I've been getting
lots of rant messages from concerned citizens. Can see we have lots of Rant-ees in the house. I promise to post them so we can
help each other.
Today, I'm doing a movie review.
I've been hearing a lot of people go on and on about the new x-men movie and as
you know me, a sharp babe wey no dey carry last, I carried myself and boo to
go see the much talked about movie and guess what? I've caught the fever and I
will also talk about it too. The movie na die (as in die!), the entire length
of the movie was worth every penny dropped. Now I want to rant.
Dear Nollywood,
Firstly, una no dey try at all. As
in all of una need sense baptism…When would you take us to the point when
we can go to the cinemas to see a Nollywood movie and we would come out excited
and joyful knowing the movie was worth the spending??? Ehn when? Then some of
you would come out and say ‘I am an actor, greet me properly….Nonsense! Though I
know a few of your movies tried, no doubt but don't you guys watch all this Hollywood
movies? The industry lacks inspiration and that's our biggest problem. No one
wants to think nor spend. I saw a Hollywood movie that was shot in 1993 and
that movie is better that what you people give us in 2014. Haba!!!!! And then 'we'
blame piracy for what I don’t even know (na pirate dey hold camera or dey shout
‘cut’?). Go and do a good movie and let us worry about buying the pirated copy
or not. (Gbam!)
*sorry oo jare** Now back to my
review, the movie was off the hook. Fans of the original X-Men movies will
almost immediately get the satisfaction of seeing Professor X (Patrick
Stewart), Magneto (Ian McKellen), Wolverine (Hugh Jackman), Storm (Halle Berry)
and Kitty Pryde (Ellen Page) back together again – it was completely mind
blowing. Pure action and I had a good laugh (I wonder how this Hollywood guys always
manage to fuse comedy with something so serious and still make sense). I loved
every part of the movie. Watch the trailer following the link below:
TRAILER: X-men: Days of Future past
Final thought... X-Men: Days of Future Past" is a tremendously entertaining film that blesses the eye, mind and soul. I rate it ‘five star. I recommend this movie to everyone. But if you're taking your children, you'll just need to cover their eyes at the beginning when Hugh Jackman's bare buttocks was in our faces. Asides that, you're in for a good watch. If you've seen Xmen: Days of future past, I'll like to read your thought. What do you think? And I think if I was promised a super power, I'll love to have mystique's power. I could be anybody I want to. What power would you love to have? Or if you have anything to say that could encourage our Nollywood people (or just vex for dem too) Please post …
TRAILER: X-men: Days of Future past
Final thought... X-Men: Days of Future Past" is a tremendously entertaining film that blesses the eye, mind and soul. I rate it ‘five star. I recommend this movie to everyone. But if you're taking your children, you'll just need to cover their eyes at the beginning when Hugh Jackman's bare buttocks was in our faces. Asides that, you're in for a good watch. If you've seen Xmen: Days of future past, I'll like to read your thought. What do you think? And I think if I was promised a super power, I'll love to have mystique's power. I could be anybody I want to. What power would you love to have? Or if you have anything to say that could encourage our Nollywood people (or just vex for dem too) Please post …
Cheers friends.
First to comment. I'll come bak to post comment. Off to linda ikejai
ReplyDeleteYou are so fake. You can't even spell linda ikeja. Faker. Don't come back here again.
DeleteSorry.. Ikeji
DeleteI saw this movie too.....I don't know why I was just sooo happy....I cldnt even eat the popcorn...but our Nollywood people really need 2 wake up oo...ans stop using piano drums 4 effects in our movies
ReplyDeleteLOL @piano and drums for effect. I don't even have any word of advice for them sef
DeleteI hate Nigerian movies. And all these half baked opportunist actors.
ReplyDeleteHalf baked opportunist actors...hmnnnn. I think that's the word I was looking for to describe them. Gbam!
DeleteI saw this movie too.....I don't know why I was just sooo happy....I cldnt even eat the popcorn...but our Nollywood people really need 2 wake up oo...ans stop using piano drums 4 effects in our movies
ReplyDeleteNaija and corruption. Just leave them and keep praying for them. I saw x-men some days ago and I think it is out of this world. Best movie I've seen this year
ReplyDeleteI doubt prayer can help them at this point. They are all so ignorant.
DeletePls no one should yab my nigeria. How old is america and when did they start acting movies? Take ur times ooo. I am not an actress pls. But u guys should cut us some comparism slack. Anyway, I love soft movies. If there is 2 much action n all sorts count me out. That's y I love my telemundo telenovela. Elena's ghost, cruel love, forbidden passion etc oh I love. Mexicans r trying also.
ReplyDeleteOne day u guys will eat ur words. All ye yabbers of nigeria. On sdk they yab nigeria tire when they compared diaspora 2 nigeria. Madam drama queen take ur time oo. Appreciate nigeria that's the only way we can grow. America is more advanced. I am not out of this country cus I have a quoter to contribute 2 my great nation is my own way.
Yesterday I watched a nigerian movie, "pretty lairs". Though its kind of annoying watching to part 6. But I never regreted seeing the movie. *tongue out
You are not out of this country because you don't have a visa abeg no come dey bobo us wit yeye quoter...quoter ko....quarter ni....can't u see indian movies, south african movies, even Ghana hs stepped up.....America is much older, so we shld hv learnt from them....Nija dey dull....why wld u watch a movie up 2 part 6?...and I'm sure half of it wld be soundtrack....na soso babalawo and witch 4 our movies..You sef take your time oo
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