Friday, 31 July 2015

LAST POST



Hello guys…

I just got this new lenovo laptop at work and mehn *no hating* I HATE IT. It is super annoying and stressful..or am I the one with the issue.. I know I am not so tech savvy but this system is driving me crazy jor...ahhh. But I shall use it.... a computer can't be so hard like that na...okay.

HEADLINE NEWS
I have decided to reduce my coke intake. I hope no one is calculating how many times I've said that on the blog. God help me. Just this week, I've taken 6 50cl bottles of Coke... I know... i know..i will stop. Starting from today *sad face*.

Wednesday, 29 July 2015

DEAR MOBY

 
Hello guys…

My name is Mobolaji and I am a Coke addict..

*SILENCE*

Hol up…hol up…hol up

I don’t mean cocaine addict o… I meant Coke… like Coca Cola. I crave coke all the time and it has gotten to the point where it affects my mood when I don’t take it. I get really sad and quiet without any energy to play. I need to stop drinking Coke. I know I have to but can I just be taking a bottle cover daily *sad face*.

Tuesday, 28 July 2015

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - JOLLOF WEEKEND

Hello boobooliz
Helloooo booooooooossss
Hello bae bae'ssss

Good morning Ya'll...

I had one of those Mondays where everyone and everything looked like a pillow...(*no jokes*).... I just wanted to sleep and sleep and sleep.. and to even type post con become wahala...*straight face*...But I know I have to serve my dear Mobylizers some weekend gist...tuwale to my Mobylizers...sleep or no sleep...I dey kampe for una...LOL

How was your  weekend?....well..since there's more than one Mobylizer can I say 'How were your weekend' LMAO....This english sef get as e be...LOL

Friday, 24 July 2015

I'M GOING CRAZY


*singing*
#Good morning to you...Its great to be alive...good morning to you from me M.O.B.Y

Yay!!! Its Friday.....The weekend is here!!!!..(Not the musician oo...lol)....

So about my last post *clears throat* you will not believe who called to say congratulations.... My aunt!!.. My aunt called me o.Why is it a big deal?  Its a big deal cos I do not have any sort of relationship with her, like we don't communicate but yet she read my blog (meaning she's gonna see this) and she called to congratulate me...That's mega cool mehn shiii *hala*!!! *big smile*.. She thinks leboo is adorable..(I do too) and all your comments got her cracked up. Thanks guys. God bless you all.

Tuesday, 21 July 2015

THE COMPLETE STORY

*clears throat*
Infact I have to do more than clear throat for this one....hmmn hmmmmn *clears throat again*....

Don P has decided to complete the 'how we met story'....so who am I to talk plenty now?....
Oya oya oya!...let's read *washes face with pure water*.....

Enjoy!....

Monday, 20 July 2015

WEEKEND DOWNLOAD - WE TURNT UP

Asalam alaykum....

Alaykum asalam...

*words of the wise*.......*clears throat*

'If by now you've not eaten eran odun (sallah meat), you need to go for character evaluation'.. GBAM
..So who hasn't eaten sallah meat here?...*raise your hand up*. I know someone who hasn't and thus needs character evaluation...*turns to Tito*......LOL....just joking o.... Anyway..thanks to Tijani for gracing me...with sallah food.. *mwaaah*

Sunday, 19 July 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY- ITS ONLY TEMPORARY

Today’s Scripture
“For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all.”
(2 Corinthians 4:17, NIV)

Wednesday, 15 July 2015

DEAR MOBYLIZERS


*Bajinatu meta fun awon goons me*...Poka! Poka! Poka!
Ok now I'm worried....this post is starting on a really razz note *covers face* LOL...

It is cos I just gasto show ma luv 4 ma pipu!!....ma ever green Mobylizers...

Hey boo boo babies...

*i sight you all....5D mode*

You guys got no chill mehn...kilode?... Someone cannot even decide to be sad for once, all of you will just be calling and telling somebody how much you love somebody....... ahn ahn....LOL..
 Don't mind me o... I'm blushing big time.....*bats lashes*.... That you all care about me is a big deal to me.... Thank you so much....*hugs + kisses*

Tuesday, 14 July 2015

Saturday, 11 July 2015

KEY TO MY HEART

Hello mi lovies.
What's popping??
I have decided.... I am buying the 'How to make a baby' book for everyone that read and left a comment on the post *haha*. If you've not read the book, read it HERE.

Thursday, 9 July 2015

LET'S MAKE A BABY... HOW?


Hello guys,

I am too excited about this post that I can't even wait to get to it.

So yesterday I was going through Linda Ikeji's blog and then GBAM I saw this post. I know a lot of us read her blog daily but I know someone that doesn't *someone should please call Tito in here immediately*.

Tuesday, 7 July 2015

Sunday, 5 July 2015

THE WORD FOR TODAY - IT IS ONLY TEMPORARY

Today’s Scripture
“For our light and momentary troubles are achieving for us an eternal glory that far outweighs them all.”
(2 Corinthians 4:17, NIV)
 
TODAY’S WORD
Your troubles and trials in this life are only temporary. In fact, today’s verse tells us they are momentary. Compared with eternity, our troubles don’t last long at all. As you stand strong in faith during times of adversity, Scripture says that you are achieving eternal glory. When you confess your trust and reliance on God, you are passing the test.

If you are in the middle of tough times today, look to Jesus! The Bible says that He is the Author and Finisher of your faith. He is the one who deposits faith in your heart and then tends to it until it is fully developed. Your part is to keep your heart open and choose words of faith and victory.

Remember, your words set the course for your life. Confess your faith in the Father. Set your mind on Him. Look for His hand moving in your life. Focus on that eternal glory because your troubles here are only temporary!

A Prayer for Today
“Father, thank You for working Your eternal glory in me. I cast my cares on You, knowing that my trials and troubles are only temporary. Thank You for Your eternal blessing on my life today and always in Jesus’ name. Amen.”

SOURCE - JOEL AND VICTORIA OSTEEN

Thursday, 2 July 2015

RANT - SEASON 22 BY YOMI

Helllloooooo
Hiiiiii
My Nigerian people ewe so oooo

Griii gba gba...
Greatest Nigerian students o....

Mehn, I miss my Uni days... When you hear "of the greatest gba gba gbi gbi" then you know something is happening.
I am not razz *covers face* but if you attended my kind of college, I'm sure you'd turn out worse. Ask Tosyne and Gbolahan
Talking about Gbolahan, where is he o? Someone should get the popo or EFCC immediately to look for him...seeing everything in Naija is done by the police *covers face*

Wednesday, 1 July 2015

RETURN TO OWNER

*grabs mic* ( I always do that right? LOL)
*clears throat*
#singing# 

"To the left....to the left.....Everything you own in a box to the left".....

Wait.....
Moment of truth......

How many of you, after  breaking  up with a boyfriend or girlfriend, would  ask for your things back?...like a gift you gave him/her when you were still in love? Stuff(s) you bought for him or her?... I saw the pic below and that sparked this post...