Helloo ooo
Awayu.....
Did You know?.....That there
was never anything as 'Boy' in the 1800's, Girls were called Girls, and what we
call boys now were called 'Knave girls'.......they should have left it that way
joor *rolls eyes*
Good morning mi beaurifus and
handsomes......*wink*
Its Monday again o.,,*sighs*.......
I don't like Mondays at all but it’s better than it used to be....at least
better than before....
Someone sent me a mail last
week asking if she's welcome to this blog???......Ewoo ooo chineke me e... I
think I should start having a 'you are welcome' party for people who visit D.O.A.L.D.Q
for the 1st time..*thinking*....... Swirrie pie, you are welcome
anytime...don't feel like a visitor o...as long as you read this blog, you are
already a Mobylizer....gbam!.. To all the first time commenters, mwahhhh to all
of you... Everyone is welcome...everyone is a friend.....shout out to my
blogsville family too.....*kisses*
For our 1st year blog
anniversary, I have been thinking of a joke but none is forth coming at
all....*see wahala ooo*...what would I record oo???.....And Leboo is
contemplating going for voice training classes before the 4th of June... because
he knows he would destroy loads of ear drums.....hahaha. That boy..err .man...errr...'Knave
girl'...LOL....has suffered in my hands...I'm sorry huni *Big kiss*
Ok, on an official note
*serious mode activated*....My company is recruiting at the moment. The
following positions are vacant:
- Medical officer - M.B.B.S minimum 2 years experience (post
N.Y.S.C)
- Senior Medical officer - M.B.B.S minimum 5 years (post N.Y.S.C)
- Consultant paediatrician - FWACP / FMC Paed. with relevant experience
- Consultant Obs and Gynaecologist - FMCOG / FWACS with relevant experience
- Nursing officers - RN, SRN. minimum 2 years post basic nursing
experience.
- Senior nursing officers - RN, SRN. minimum 5 years posr midwifery
experience.
- Admin officer - B.Sc / HND in management 3 years experience (post
N.Y.S.C)
- Lab. Scientist / Technician - B.Sc in Lab science / tech. with 3 years
experience
- Pharmacist - B.pharm with minimum 3 years experience in
hospital pharmacy
- Pharmacy Technician - Diploma from school of health science tech.
with 2 year post qualification experience
- Front desk officers - minimum diploma in secretarial studies, public
relations / admin with good typing and computer skills.
- Cashier - OND accounting / financial studies with 2 years experience
Send in your letter of
application with detailed CV and scanned copies of current practising license
to (admin@hecahn.com) within 1 weeks of advert.
You can tell a friend to tell
a cousin to send in their Cv's...PLEASE NOT to my Gmail account but to the
company's account..... Please and please don't send your Cv to this blog...I am
only informing y'all. Okay...thank you.
Since the advert was placed
in the Punch newspaper, we've gotten over two thousand Cv's and still counting
and I was given the responsibility to arrange each CV into different posts....*phew*..
Mehn it is not easy and in doing this, I have come across so many 'errors of
life'...as in, I have seen many many application errors. Some errors applicants
make can make any Interviewer or potential employer throw up. I am going to
mention a few below so we can learn from it..(Me sef dey learn..). Most times
we apply for jobs and we keep wondering why we don't get a reply from these
companies and most times, It’s really not their fault but because Cv's were
sent in with loads of mistakes.
Ok,Here we go.
*Rename your Cv: If your cv
is in this format '523ghbjj65557899', please rename it to your name so anyone
can easily identify your Cv, if by chance it gets missing. E.g. 'Adolphus Duru
Resume'. If by chance your cv is downloaded and it ends up in someone else's
folder, the HR or whoever is compiling can easily locate it and create a folder
for you. Someone sent in a cv and he named it sexymo Cv...please no one is
interested in how you look. Every employer is looking for what you can offer.
*The subject of your mail
should indicate the post you’re applying for. Don't send a mail without a
subject. Most times the HR will not open a mail without subject.
*Please and please, if your
email address shows how unserious you are, then I doubt you would get your
dream job. Why will your email be 'fuckthisrubbish@yahoo.com'. or 'pussybee@gmail.com'?
Please if you belong to this group, I urge you to go to the cyber cafe now and
open an account with your name and surname. Please people don't kill your
employer before you become an employee.
*Begging your future employer
in your cover letter? Yes we know there are no jobs out there but desist from
putting unnecessary information in your cover letter. E.g. "I am a very
hardworking person. I promise to do anything you want me to do. I will do extra
hours if you want me to. Just give me a chance to prove myself please"...
Really?.. Don't do that....Keep a level of professionalism always.
*Lastly, if you get a call
from the company to come for an interview, do not stalk whoever's number you
have in the company. It makes you look desperate and I'm sure no company wants
to hire a desperado.
There are so many other
mistakes I noted but I really do not want to bore anyone...I'm sure there are
Mobylizers that can add to this and share some experiences and wisdom with
us....We would love to read from you.
Don't forget to send in your
application to admin@hecahn.com.
*thats if you qualify for the
position ooo*...lol
Have a wondeful week mi
lovies.
Cheers....
Whenever i read your posts,i visualize your dramatic facial expressions..lolzz..some people will still send their cv's to your mailbox
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Hello mademoiselle...thanks huni. I have an expression all the time when typing a post..I guess it shows when you read.. thanks huni. mwahhh
Deletehmmmmmmmm. great one.... Thank for sharing..
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You are welcome
DeleteLol @ knave girls, thank God it was changed o...thanks for the advert Moby, i'm sure thousands of people need it, the corrections were noted and i'll make sure to avoid them if and when I enter the labour market...have a nice week #peaceout
ReplyDeleteImagine...i will be calling you a knave girl right now...Thank God for God..hehe. Please do. You too dear..mwaahhh
DeleteThanks Moby.... God Bless U dearie... Regards to Tito
ReplyDeleteAmennnnn....sure I will *winks*
Deletesexymo? really? To think these are tips you should know as a job applicant. Moby sorry pele do. Tola
ReplyDeleteThanks Tola.
DeleteThanks Moby.una no dey look for marketers or accountant ni?
ReplyDeleteNo o...not yet sha..maybe when they do, I will inform you..
DeleteMami thanks for these tips.. And expect CVs in your box too lol..
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Mehn you don't wanna know...kai
Deletewill you employ me?
ReplyDeleteYes I will. Will you be my money provider? hehe
DeletePlease I am a graduate of nursing, 2:1 from babcock university (2003), i have worked with several hospitals including, ave maria, st nicholas, st marys ibadan, eko hospital, jejeloye private hosptal. I am very good at the job and now i am looking to start somewhere new. my fone number is 08092427537 My name is Bukola arokoyo. Kindly help me ma...thanks and God bless
ReplyDeleteYou cannot read? Abi they are following you from your village? Send cv to the email you re here dropping number.oma se o.and you are my name sake kai and you let somebody abuse me now.nonsense
DeleteJust negodu!! Aa ti ko'fa n'le, ifa ti n se. Na wah o! Spot on, Moby.
DeleteNikky.
Send cv to admin@hecahn.com please.
Deleteknave girls ni knave girls ko...we dem boys*dancing shakitibobo*u re so so right abt de application ish..we learn everyday and thanks mami...should i do something too abt d anniversary?
ReplyDeleteYes please...what do you want to do? Send your idea to moby.amusu@gmail.com. I'm waiting o Victor
DeleteLwkmd......it have come and be well...orisirisi in the job world....sowie Moby
ReplyDeletehehe...yaaaaaaay... Dr. Dami in the building...turn up
DeleteMoby - Hilarious as always. What you said is true sha. Job hunting can be so frustrating! At a point in time, you become desperate. I am sure those begging are at their desperate points...... May God give all of us wisdom.
ReplyDeleteBukky - receive sense in Jesus name!! She just said send your CV's to HR and you are dropping your number for her to call you instead of dusting your CV.... *SMH*
Is this one okay? Calabar gal receive eyesight and divine patience in jesus name.it will come in handy in your future
DeleteHahahhaa...This is a funny coincidence. Bukky, there is a Bukola that I'm sure calabar was referring to. Mehn you guys are the bomb. I just learnt a new insult..Receive sense and receive eyesight...*off to insult someone*.
DeletePlease no need to fight or get angry in here. We all love each other here....I love you both calabar gal and bukky. Oya kiss and makeup NOW!!!!!
lmao...what a coincident....one buuky is beien fired, anoda bukky took d bullence
DeleteLesson learnt? Read comments!....Calabar gal did, Bukky and many of us didnt...result = almost war..cos i was also gonna ask calabar girl how fr with sight things?....and truly thats how wars start, lol...but this Bukola Arokoyo is far from well......
Deleteguess who?
Lwkmd, this comment thread just made my day, so hilarious!
DeleteI love you calabar gal.kisses
Deletehmmmmn 14 years no be joke oo
Deletelol..Afi bullence
DeleteNice tips moby.thanks for the tips
ReplyDelete*oluwabibs*
yOU ARE WELCOME BIBS *mwaaaaah*
Deleteha! calabar gal....its not bukky ooo...abi dog meat don blind your eye? rotfl
ReplyDeleteI taya.abi
DeleteAwww...we both owe Calabar gal an apoplogy. She wasnt refering to you bukky. Cal gal baby no vex muah!
DeleteNo wahala - the thread itself is hilarious..... All the 'receive sense', receive eyesight', 'firing bullet', 'receiving bullets' has provided extra comic relief......
DeleteChei!! E don tay wey I shop 404. Y'all should prepare a huge pot of '404' for me as an apology for all the bullets misfired in my direction which I'll receive with glee......
Deletecorrect.....theres one bingo iv'e been planning for...d thing dey always come disturb my flowers.....how do u want it, fried, smoked, shaken or stirred??
DeleteCan I have all of the above!?!?! Fried, Shaken, Stirred, smoked and dont forget the unripe plantain - O di kwa very essential. Chei!! I need 404 like yesterday..... E don tay! Oyibo no gree make I exercise my jaws properly.....
Deletehmmmn....iv'e taken note...please wats ur preference....alsatian, rottweiller, (these ones cost oo)....mongrel a.k.a bingo...a.k.a local dog...(this one dey ok)....
DeleteAny bingo ado ok....................
Deletemale bingo, female bingo?, gay or straight? paralysed?, old or young?, castrated or virgin? or sexually active?, widow or widower?.....
DeleteAll na bingo.... Any bingo with flesh and bones will do.....
DeleteYou are welcome Bekas
ReplyDeletenice one, but all this 3years experience na wa o, hw fresh graduate go do nw, if no one employs fresh graduates then how den go get experience.thanks for sharing moby
ReplyDeletejibbyks.blogspot.com
Voluntary work - that's how to gain experience and stop being a greenhorn in the eyes of recruiters.....
Deletelol....calabar girl you're a case sha...!.....Jibike have you heard...go and do voluntary work and avoid being a green horn, okada horn, blue horn, cow horn or any horn at all
DeleteAnonymous - u r d clown oh not me!! I am trying to stifle the giggles you have set off. What will I tell my people is d causer of my laughter? Greenhorn? Bluehorn? Cowhorn? Abi Okadahorn? LOL!
Deletelol...you started it na
ReplyDeleteGoogle is your friend oh - greenhorn dey dictionary.......
Deleteu don yab me now be dat ooo...sey i suppose collect change from my sec school abi?
DeleteNa you talk am no be me oh! LOL!!
Deletecool
ReplyDeleteI have missed o..... Next time inbox me first oooo...*tongueout*
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