GUESS WHO'S COMING TO DINNER

My plane just landed

Been staring at my keyboard for the past 5 minutes and I just don't know what to type. Should I start by saying how sorry I am or should I tell you how happy I am to be back or should I just continue from where I stopped? Let me consult the gods for a minute.

*Off to commune*

MOBY: Hello gods... (Habeebah, Duru and Ugo) I offer you these kolanut, palm oil and biscuit...how you wan make I take do this thing o???

ASSOCIATION OF THE GODS: Do it anyhow you want to...we are strongly behind you.

*taking position...one leg up...two fingers in the air*

Mobylizers toh badt.....Mobylizers toh splufik......Mobylizers toh duro kampe on two legs.... The unshakable mobylizers that got my back anyday anytime....watagwan... 

*switch to my British accent*

How y'all doing? You good? That's wasap ma nizzlessss...

Let me just say sorry small... for leaving without saying a word...I am so sorry. Please have mercy on me cos I am just a child. I just really needed a balance in my life (that's the truth). You remember I mentioned I got a job... trust me, Moby wasn't ready for such transition. Waking up by 6 a.m is not beans at all. Double twale to everyone working on the island... And the annoying part, I had to keep my dramatic self under control for a while but mehn I couldn't keep up for long. My head wanted to burst... My true self just had to show its beautiful head. 

I know you want to ask how work is? Work is good but kinda boring. I have amazing colleagues. There's Mr 'f@#king" Femi. He says the 'F' word more than the originator of the word. He makes the office lively most times. When he's busy and quiet, the office becomes really boring...but when he's in the mood, tha sh*t goes down...hehehe. There's Dr. Dami...I like her most... She's pretty cool... She is a confirmed butty..and she is an underwear expert. If she starts telling you about bra and pant ehn, you go fear na...hehe. I guess she'll be doing a few posts sometime in the future. Then there's Mr. Yomi. He is my closest friend in the office at the moment. He is verrry cool and tha nigga is in love mehn. He loves his girlfriend like I love coke. Talking about coke, I think they'll be banning the consumption of coke in my office because of me. I take more bottles of coke now than ever. No one must tell Iya Dayo or else (I have not forgotten our 'mama drama' series o...my mother's drama seem to be getting worse each passing day...hehehe) and finally, there's Dr. Duro... she calls me Lady B (how cute....*blushing*). She is like the mother of the family...I like her too sha.

Not to bore you all plenty...I have lots of gists for us all... this post won't take all of it. Just stick around if you don't want to miss any gist. Guess who fell in love again? Hehehehe... Don't judge yet o... There's still Leboo in the picture...before all of you start calling to hear first hand gist...

Guess who's getting the instagram fever? You guessed right o. Moby is now an instagram addict. I've moved my stalking '007' moves to Instagram. If by chance you see this post and you have a feeling that I am not stalking you yet, please leave your Instagram name in the comment section and I promise to follow you and stalk you in the process. My Ig name is @mz_moby. Everyone has insulted me and verbally abused me over my unsocialness-sity (I know deep within me that this word do not exist but I shall use it cos it sounds really tush in my head...hehe).

If you are reading this post at the moment, I just want to say thank you.... for sticking around.... for all the check ups.... the whatsapp messages,the Ig shout outs and the BBM pinging... thank you. God bless you plenty for me. 

I'm back now and I hope and pray God gives me the strength to make you as happy as I used to... I love you all like WHATS POPPING....*covers face* 

P.S; I am still razz. I tried letting it go but the razzophilitis has eaten deep into my soul. But I still have my very tush sides... 

I love you all...

Have a wonderful week ahead.

Cheers...

Excluding all the men in the house..hehe