PUBIC DILEMA..... TO SHAVE OR NOT TO SHAVE

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I saw a mad man with crazy pubic hair yesterday and that inspired this post.....

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That was actually going to be my intro....... but I kno that'll be  kinda harsh abi?.....*smiles*

Oya oooo.....eweso ooooo ma pipu dem...... How are y'all doing? ??....Good good...oya striaght to the matter..

First.....if you know in your Christian mind that you've not touched puberty, oya pull your ears and exit this page now now....I'm talking to you Duru!!!...heeeheeee

We live in an ever evolving society where things are constantly changing and almost nothing is left out, not even pubic hair. There was a time that the amount of bush determined social status...(LoooL...I think!!)...Anyway,  the issue of pubes is a tricky funny one. It doesn’t matter if you’re sexually active or not. The talk about pubic hair is becoming a thing you can talk about freely and anytime..(Even pikins dey grow small small garden these days..shuu) LOL

I am not a fan of the bush *true talk*. Now dont get it twisted....there was one time I had a farm down there..(The social status thingy..I musta been a princess or something LOL)...actually it was there not cos I wanted it but cos i was just constantly lazy to take it off. Now, I find it just like armpit hair.... shave it off!!!. Trimmed however might not be such a bad idea if you’re not a fan of complete shaving. 

Personally, I love it clean and smooth like a baby’s bottom but even that comes with its own perks e.g. constant itching, bumps, more vaginal discharge, e.t.c. As a Nigerian woman with a thick black foundation under the hair, when you take off the whole thing, you have something like this. 

This is usually my face after I'm done shaving....

You need to decide how to achieve the clean shaven look, either by razor, gel, waxing or laser hair removal. I would opt for laser hair removal but it’s still above my pay grade. I cannot come and remove hair and be borrowing money all the time.....abi???LOL

Who has ever been to a waxing parlour before? The warm wax feels quite good when its applied but the yanking of the strips ignites a traumatic experience that no one should have to endure...Kilode?!!... I remember Tibs's narration of her experience...it was so funny...you should check out her blog for that post here..... She's amazing. Ehn ehn...you would scream like sh*t from the pain and after you're done, you won't be able to walk straight ever...and then they would advice you stay away from sex for a while..(dem suppose tell person that one?).... After such an experience, I doubt anything would turn you on...heehee. But note that after the rain comes sunshine.... when the pain eventually wears off, your VJJ be looking like ice cream with chocolate toppings *weirdest description ever*....*covers face*

Eventually, when the pain wears off ,sexy time is turned on and it feels damn great!*thumbs up*.. The major benefit of having the arena of the south shaved apart from the obvious,(check google)... are basically sexual. It causes that region to be more sensitive to stimulation. Sometimes the sight of a well groomed pumpum will have a guy sky rocket to cloud nine and what lady wouldn't want that...*wink*

If  you enjoy oral sex, the last thing you want is getting strands of hair in your partner's mouth or stuck in between his or her teeth and then you start looking for toothpick after you're done....LOL...or dental floss... (this is for both the guys and the girls). Can I get an Amen?

Just because hair grows there doesn’t mean it should remain there. I am talking to everybody....including that mad man... take if off...or just trim to a level where you don't have to part the red sea to get some action going...Some have it so incredible they'll need a lawn mower to create a footpath to the lady door....Some can even braid what's down there *Leboo inserted this part...not me*...abeg shave it off and donate to expression or darling yaki...LMAO... My colleagues are going to slaughter me after reading this post....but really isn't it true??? What is the use of the bush there?

I heard that a bush for guys gives the illusion of a bigger phallus,..*yimu toh loud*.. screw that..... If you want to be ‘gone down on’ quite regularly by your lover, reciprocate the effort, clean up the south pole. It makes for easy access. For guys who have nice facial hair, we appreciate it enough already, definitely we don’t need more hair down there. Imagine a girl gagging or almost choking due to the clumps of hair she swallowed while she was testing the microphone!!!...Ewwwwww!!!!!*thumbs down*

It is true that hair removal is high maintenance but nothing good comes easy. Shaving requires some level of dedication and keeping a bush strikes me as a lazy man’s way out. It’s really not that big of a deal.... when you’re in the shower, get stray hairs off. Or better still every two weeks have a special time when you rid your body of unnecessary hairs. Call it happy time if you will, just de-hair while you can.

Leboo thinks I'm weird putting up this post....LOL.... but the amount of hair I saw on that mad man's stuff got me thinking..

Did you know that when you shave down there as a man, it gives your Joy stick extra length? You don't believe me shey....oya google is your friend....check....*wink*

Let me go and hide while you all read the post.... It's kuku not a bad thing. ..I am only advising everybody even the married people in the house...before my pastor will use me as case study to preach on Sunday...heeheee.

Y'all have a wonderful weekend ahead...

Mi love y'all for a very long time *in my Jamaican accent*

Cheers....