CAN I SEE YOUR NUDES???

Hello Mobylizers...

Feels so good to be back o.. I am loving it big...*winks*

So I was going through my friend's blog, NSG, (she is hilarious...you should totally check out her blog) and I saw this amazing post and I decided to share this with you guys. Please don't say I haff baje finish.... *covers face*.  Enjoyyyy while I type my own ordeal... hehe..

WHO AM I?

Hellurrrr....

Hellurrrr...

Where are all these shildren???

Oh..there you are...

What's crackalacking???

I hope I didn't put your eyes on the road (se mi o sha fi oju e sona) *yoruba interpretations sha*...

WE ARE NOT MATES IF.....

Thank God it's Friday o.....

 Yes I am happy it's Friday. This week has been very slow and I was really praying for today (and almost even fasted sef). I have been feeling a little under the weather and I know I need to rest mehn... But I will do that this weekend. No owanbe, no party, just sleep. And my weekend download will be 'AND MOBY SLEPT'. The end.

REACHING THE G-SPORTY......18+

Hey Booboolies of the Booboolized community (that sounded super cool in my head). 

Whagwan ma niggas.... Mehn I'm back like play like play o. There is God in everything we are doing sha.

I've missed you all like ki lo n banging si mi leti... hahaha *covers face*.. I am still tush..Don't get it twisted..*winks*

So..... while I was on sabbatical, I got this inspiration about this post. I did not say divine inspiration o... Don't know how or why but I found myself making up this post and thinking to myself, "DO IT". Hahaha.... 

Please, this post is for age 18 and above. If you are 17 and half years old, please leave NOW. If your parents catch you, don't say it is me o. I will not take the fall for this at all. 

....AND THE TRAIN ARRIVES

*SIGH*

*Clearing off cobwebs and mosquitoes in here*

.... Its been how long? 1 month and plenty days? Father in heaven.... I never thought it was possible for me not to blog for a month..but I did and even exceeded my imagination. I am so sorry *sad face*.....