NEW SERIES: MAMA DRAMA

Hey every one listen up.....

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It has a lovely new  *something ....something* wrapper

Its rich in caramel....smooth and delicious...

And there’s only one place its gonna be

In my mouth.....

I’m sure I can’t remember the whole advert properly....LOL.....I was just remembering the adverts we had on television back then.....how interesting, engaging and entertaining they were.....compared to what we have now?....when I remember...CHIIIII O! CHI EXOTIC O....I just SMH...LOL.....another gist for another day....

Hello lovelies.....beautiful people that rock my world.... how’s all? I trust Mobylizers....una no fit carry last......meanwhile happy ash Wednesday to us..(though belated)....from dust we were formed and unto dust we shall return.

*clears throat*.....

Today I’m gonna be introducing something new to our blog....before that lemme ask this?.....Have you ever experienced that moment, when your mother decides to go Marylyn Monroe on you?....I mean your mother just acting totally different in a rather bizarre way? Most times annoying, frustrating, funny, and surprising??......I experience this all the time.

Iya Dayo is one hell of a drama queen (the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree after all shey *big grin*). My mum can be so dramatic, sometimes I wonder if she realizes she’s not on a reality series.

I always have a dose of her drama almost every morning when she comes to the house (I stay with my sister, and she comes over every morning). When she gets to the house like 6.30am, which is usually an important period of my sleep, she always wants to gist with me gbeborun style...but I’m never in the mood... my sleep is usually most interesting in the morning and when I shrug her off or refuse to listen, she would just be like ‘Ok ooo...I’m kuku going and I won’t talk again’ (no lies...) then she can be like ...*in a loud voice* 'Please no one should disturb Bolaji ooo...she is still sleeping'...LOL....At that point I’ll just have to muster strength and get up to talk to her. My sister doesn't even answer her when she starts like that.. You can almost see the butterflies flying in her stomach and the smile on her face...chai!!

My mum is usually dramatic without her knowing and sometimes she ends up doing some things that make me go...WTF!!!!....(she might read this post so please WTF = Women That Fly....lool....or something)...Can you believe she once told Leboo that I am Lazy to cook and so he should get ready for my lazy days!!!!.....like WTF (*wink*) And now that she’s on bbm and whatsapp, that just crowns the ‘drama-dom’ of Iya Dayo... My mum send a chat like a text message. She would tell you everything she wants to say in one chat *sigh*...and she always wants to chat with you. *c'mon mama*.

So people, I’m gonna be starting a new segment called ‘Mama Drama’.....Whenever my mum decides to put up her act, I’ll share with you....But I don’t want this to be only about me, so I’ll be excited to hear about your mama dramas. It doesn’t have to be your Mum (Leboo’s mum is another drama queen ehn!!..hahaha. She is so funny ehn..kai...don’t worry you’ll get plenty gist...turn’s to leboo....MUUAAHHH + puppy eyes).....As I was saying, it doesn’t have to be your mother.....It could be your elderly aunt, grandma, some woman you see on your way to work, your friend's mum, your boss....(There’s one grandma in my church, in fact she defines the phrase ‘drama queen’. Everyone looks forward to her testimonies...she makes them sound like a Nollywood movie)..........MAMA DRAMA!

I’m sure this would be fun.....I’m already super excited....I know Mobylizers would have a lot to tell...so start working your keyboards / key pads and keep me in the loop.....

Have a nice day friends... And have a wonderful weekend. Moby loves you to .......

Cheers!