DON JAZZY AND OLAMIDE BROKE US UP

What the f*&K did I just read?

Good day Mr.Chairman sir, panel of judges, accurate time keeper and my fellow audience.

Before I continue, I will like to give honor to whom honor is due..before some people will call me out and say I am trying too hard to blog like Stella. *hol up...hol up* I love Stella Dimokokorkus and I love her style of blogging but is it enough to get insulted over.. eyin eyan buru sha(humans are wicked sha).

Anyways, I was going through Stella's chronicle post and I saw this hilarious one. It is friggin' funny to me I swear and I am sure you all will say the same thing. Like TF...

Don't let me spol it for y'all...please read.

THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE UGLY

I try small sha..

Hello my dearest Mobylizers

I wish I was anonymous and no one knew I was Moby... the kind of things you'd read on here would scare the crap out of you. Still scares me when I think about it sometimes sha...

I'm sure by now, we have jotted down a list of our resolutions.. I did. The first was "I WILL NOT DRINK COCA COLA IN 2016". I have had 3 bottles already *covers face*. So what's the assurance I would be able to keep to the others *sad face*.
 Anyway, I know 2016 is going to be AMAZE-BALLS. I can feel it and I pray this year would favor us all in Jesus name...Amen.

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOBYLIZERS

No be design am o... I saw this beautiful banner and edited it..Before someone would send me petition